Our therapist will listen to your problems, but only for a limited time. We have a strict 30-minute time limit, and if you take too long, you'll be forced to pay for an additional 30 minutes of overtime.
Our therapist has a Ph.D. in making you feel worse about yourself, but in a good way. They're like a punch in the face, but with less pain and more self-awareness.
Don't worry, we won't make you cry (unless you're a real mess). Our therapist is trained to handle even the most delicate of emotional situations, like a delicate flower that's been sat on.
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