Meet Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Our Esteemed Therapist
Expert in all things love, relationships, and moderately good advice
Dr. Bottomsworth has seen it all. From the intricacies of online dating to the thrill of a good game of "who's turn is it" in a relationship. He's got the skills, the charm, and the questionable haircut to guide you through even the most trying of times.
His services include:
- Relationship repair
- Couples therapy
- Individual counseling
- Group therapy (but only if you're willing to share your deepest, darkest secrets with a group of strangers)
- Free advice, but only if you're willing to listen to a 30-minute lecture on the importance of proper posture
Don't wait any longer, schedule your appointment today!