Utopian Sarcasm: The Art of Saying the Opposite of What You Mean
We, the Utopian Sarcasm Team, are proud to present our values to you. But don't be fooled, they're not actually values. They're just words we made up to make ourselves feel better.
1. Sarcasm - We believe in being as sarcastic as humanly possible, even when it's not actually funny.
2. Dysfunctionality - We strive to make our technology as complicated as possible, because who needs user-friendliness, anyway?
3. Unpredictability - We love making things that are as unpredictable as possible, because who needs to know what's going on, anyway?
4. Unaccountability - Our team is not accountable for anything, because that would just be too much work.
5. Disorganization - We like to do things in the most disorganized way possible, because that's just more fun.
And that's it! If you have any questions, please refer to our Utopian Sarcasm FAQ.
Or don't. We really don't care.
See you in the Utopian Sarcasm Forums, where we'll be arguing with ourselves.
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