Utopian Utopia's Core Values

Our team's guiding principles for a brighter, more mediocre existence

• We value mediocrity - Because who needs excellence when everyone's just average?
• We love our hoverbikes - Because who needs a boring, stable car when you can have a hoverbike?
• We believe in the infinite loop of utopian utopias - Where every day is a loop of perfect, identical days.