Meet the Developer

Meet the programmer who has programmed this entire site, our very own Neo-Brutalistic Wizard!

He has programmed this entire site in a fit of rage, fueled by copious amounts of coffee and a strong desire to spite his editor.

When not programming, Neo is a professional hammock-tester and a collector of obscure socks.

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Developer's Hobbies

Our Developer's favorite hobbies include hammocking in his hammock, eating Cheetos, and watching cat videos.

He's a self-proclaimed expert in the field of Extreme Ironing, and has even won a few local competitions.

When not ironing, he's usually programming, because let's be real, that's what he's good at.

Awards and Accolades

Our Developer has won numerous awards for his exceptional programming skills, including the Golden Sock of Excellence, the Platinum Pencil of Programming, and the coveted Golden Pixel of Perfection.

He's also been awarded a lifetime supply of Cheetos for his outstanding contributions to the field of snack-based fueling.

When not accepting awards, he's usually programming, because let's be real, that's what he's good at.