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Meet the Team: Philosophers at Large

Dr. Zorgon

Chief Philosopher-in-Residence. Expert in the art of finding meaning in an meaningless universe.

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Dr. Blerg

Lead Existentialist. Specializing in the study of nothingness and the meaninglessness of it all.

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Dr. Valtorian

Philosopher King. Expert in the art of finding the one true answer to every question.

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