The Guru's Lair: Where Wisdom Meets Weirdness

Meet Phil, the self-proclaimed guru of the digital realm. With an ego as vast as the universe, Phil has mastered the art of doing nothing productive.

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Phil's Philosophy: The Unholy Trinity of Procrastination

As the great philosopher once said, "The only thing that matters is the thing that doesn't matter." - Phil the Guru

1. Surf the Web: The art of scrolling mindlessly through cat videos.

2. Play Video Games: A proven method for training one's reflexes and perfecting one's aim.

3. Watch Paint Dry: A meditation technique for achieving enlightenment.

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