Our Mission

We're a team of highly unqualified philosophers who have given up on life's existential crises, but still enjoy talking about them.

We specialize in making up answers to life's biggest questions, and we're proud of our lack of actual knowledge.

Our team is comprised of:

• Our Philosopher King - The one who still hasn't figured out how to use a toaster.
• Our Ethicist Empire Builder - The one who thinks the answer to every question is "it's complicated."
• Our Metaphysicist - The one who still thinks they're above it all.
• Our Nihilist Ninja - The one who's always ready to stab you in the back, but not literally.