Our Nihilist Ninja Squad

We're not really here, but we're not really not here either.

Our Leader: Nixxer the Nihilist Ninja

Nixxer is a master of the dark arts. They're not really a ninja, but they're not really not a ninja either.

Bane is an expert in the art of doing nothing productive. They're always on the clock, but not really on the clock.

Zee is our resident expert in the art of not cleaning the office. They're a master of dust and dirt.