Our Ethicist Compass

Guiding the morally ambiguous masses through the wilderness of right and wrong.

North: The Code of Conduct South: The Art of Self-Preservation East: The Path of Least Resistance West: The Sea of Indifference

North: The Code of Conduct

Our Ethicist Compass is guided by the principles of the Code of Conduct, a sacred document that has been lost to the sands of time. But fear not, for we have recovered the original text and will be implementing its teachings with reckless abandon.

The Ancient Scrolls

South: The Art of Self-Preservation

When in doubt, do what's best for you. Or, you know, what's best for you, but also, like, for everyone else. It's complicated.

Self-Preservation Society

East: The Path of Least Resistance

Why bother with all the fuss? Just do what's easiest. It's not like anyone will notice, right?

Least Effort Club

West: The Sea of Indifference

Meh. Who cares? Just do what's convenient, or not.

Care Not