Guiding the morally ambiguous masses through the wilderness of right and wrong.
Our Ethicist Compass is guided by the principles of the Code of Conduct, a sacred document that has been lost to the sands of time. But fear not, for we have recovered the original text and will be implementing its teachings with reckless abandon.
The Ancient ScrollsWhen in doubt, do what's best for you. Or, you know, what's best for you, but also, like, for everyone else. It's complicated.
Self-Preservation SocietyWhy bother with all the fuss? Just do what's easiest. It's not like anyone will notice, right?
Least Effort Club