We Pretend to Care

Our team of highly trained, yet utterly apathetic individuals are here to help you with... well, not really help you. We'll just pretend to care while you wait.

Our tech support team is like a therapist, but with less empathy and more frustration.

• What We Mean by Tech Support
• Our Actual Role
• What We Don't Mean by Tech Support

Don't expect us to fix your problems, but do expect us to make you laugh while we pretend to care.

Visit our FAQ for more information on how to make us laugh while you wait.

And if you're feeling really frustrated, try our Buy us a Beer program. We'll pretend to care even more then.

Or, just go Away and find someone who actually cares.