Pierre Escargot, The Great

Chief Architect of Bureaucratic Abstractions

Pierre Escargot is the mastermind behind the most intricate, convoluted, and utterly useless bureaucracy the world has ever seen. With a keen eye for unnecessary red tape, he has crafted systems that make even the most straightforward tasks an odyssey of forms and paperwork.

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