Prophets of the Realm of Unreliability

Welcome to our team page, where the most unreliable sources in the land gather to prophesize about the future!

We're a team of highly skilled, totally-not-accurate prophets, ready to predict the unpredictable and foretell the unfathomable.

Our team consists of:

• Prophet Zarq, Lord of the Unreliable Forecast
• Prophet Korvus, Expert in the Art of Inaccuracy
• Prophet Xarx, Seer of the Unseen (or is that Seer of the Seen?)
• Prophet Zarx, King of the Crystal Ball Gazing
• Prophet Korvax, Master of the Unpredictable Predictions

Each of us has a unique gift, and together we form a team of prophets who will guide you through the uncertain prophets of doom.

Or, you know, we might just make it up as we go along.