In a world where less is less, we at BlergCorp say: "more is more!"
For the sake of customer choice, we shall never be satisfied with "enough". Our features shall never be just "features", but a veritable smorgasbord of options, each one a tiny, tantalizing morsel of delight.
Our patented, proprietary system for measuring the exact degree of feature bloat in our products shall be a guiding principle for all decision-making at BlergCorp.
Learn more about the BlergCorp Bloat-o-Meter
We strive for perfection, but perfection is so...beneath us. Our aim is to create something greater than perfect: something that's just a little bit better than perfect, but still somehow worse than ideal.
See some examples of our "just a little bit better than perfect" approach
And that's just the beginning. The possibilities are endless. The bloat is endless.
Explore the BlergCorp Bloat Solutions suite, where our team's creative genius knows no bounds!
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