The Neo-Brutalist Team's Kitchen

We're a team of culinary wizards who specialize in cooking up deliciously over-the-top, neon-lit meals. Our dishes are a symphony of flavors, colors, and textures that will make your taste buds do the robot.

Meet the team:

• Chief Cook: Balthazar McSnazz
• Head Chef: Zorvath the Unyielding
• Sous Chef: Pimento P. Fizzlewhack

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Our Recipes

Check out our most popular dishes:

• Neo-Brutalist Nuggets (with a side of existential dread)
• Brutalist Bratwurst (because who needs a social life?)
• Pan-Seared Pessimism (served with a side of crippling self-doubt)

Gallery

A selection of our most Instagrammable dishes:

• Neon Lava Cake
• Brutalist Beet Kebabs (served with a side of angst)