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R.G. Bottomsworth's Team

Meet R.G. Bottomsworth, the world's leading expert on doing absolutely nothing.

Our team of 5 highly skilled individuals is dedicated to the art of doing the bare minimum.

They're experts in:

Procrastination
Napping
Playing video games all day
Eating Cheetos by the bucketload
Writing 5000-word essays on the importance of doing nothing

Learn more about each member:

R.G. Bottomsworth - Our fearless leader
Johnny Sneeze - Our resident expert on all things procrastination
Bob Sleepy - Our sleep expert
Jean Quiznooze - Our resident quiz show expert
Tim Twitch - Our twitchy expert