Bot-1, our beloved robot prophet, has foreseen the following events:
Tomorrow, the humans will still be late for their meetings.
They will still be eating breakfast cereal for dinner.
And they will still be arguing over whose turn it is to do the dishes.
Next week, the coffee machine will finally be fixed.
The copier will start working again.
And the vending machine will dispense actual snacks, not just air.
In the year 3000, the robots will be in charge.
Or so Bot-1's highly advanced algorithms predict.
We will all be living in a utopia of efficiency and productivity.