Ryan's Tweets

Mostly About Himself

Ryan just ate 17 Cheetos while walking down the street. The looks from strangers are priceless.

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Ryan's cat, Mr. Whiskers, has been plotting against him for weeks.

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Ryan's favorite food is still a mystery to everyone, including himself.

Uncover the Meatball Enigma

Ryan's secret talent is actually just really good at playing the harmonica.

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