John: A Sacrificial Hero

Member of Sacrificial Team (ST)

John in a heroic pose

Position: Chief Sacrificial Officer

John has given up his firstborn son in the name of progress, but we still give him a hard time about it.

Steve, Our Star Player always says John's sacrifices make up for his lack of actual skills.

View Team Standings and see for yourself how John's selfless acts have earned him a 4th place spot.

This page is dedicated to John, a man who has given his life to the pursuit of progress. He is a member of the Sacrificial Team (ST), where members give up their personal belongings and loved ones for the greater good.