Event 1: Sassy Pants Founders Create Sassy Company
Event 2: First Sassy Employee Quits for a Cappuccino Machine
Event 3: Sassy Company Sued for Unfair Sassy Practices
Event 4: Invented Sassy Font SassySans
Event 5: Sassy Company Hires Sassyest Designer Ever
Event 6: Sassy Pants Sued Again, This Time for Sassy Pants
Event 7: Sassy Company Hosts Sassy Party with Sassy Cake