SASS-tastic Team Timeline
Here is our illustrious history, in all our glorious detail:
1985: Our founding, in a blaze of glory
1986: The year of the infamous "Sass Incident"
1987: The year we invented the "Sass-tastic" style
1988: We perfected the art of being slightly-less-than-average
1989: The year of the "Sass-tastic" takeover