Secret Lab: Prophets of Doom and Gloom

Where the sun never shines, and neither does our mood

Welcome to the secret lab, where the skies are always gray, and the coffee is always stronger than our will to live. Our prophets of doom and gloom have foreseen an apocalypse of boredom, and we're here to bring you the latest updates on the coming cataclysm of tedium.

• Prophets of Doom and Gloom: The Council of Elders
• Tired Technicians: Our IT Support Staff
• Addicted to Caffeine: Our Research and Development Team

Stay tuned for more updates on the coming apocalypse. Or, you know, just stay tuned, period.

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