Simon's Awards

The Golden Toaster Award for Most Likely to Burn the Toast

For his impressive ability to turn a simple breakfast into a smoldering ruin.

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The Silver Spatula Award for Most Creative Use of a Colander

For his innovative approach to draining pasta.

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The Bronze Blender Award for Most Likely to Spill

For his remarkable skill in turning a simple smoothie into a catastrophe.

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