About Our Dastardly Team

Our Team

Meet the misfits behind the most mediocre website on the internet.

Lead Developer

Our fearless leader who can't actually code.

Learn more about their impressive credentials.

Marketing Guru

Our expert in the field of "buying stuff on the internet."

Discover their secret to selling anything to anyone.

Coffee Connoisseur

Our specialist in the ancient art of making coffee shop puns.

Find out how many beans they've consumed in one sitting.