As a highly trained and stealthy Sock Ninja, my mission is to rid the world of missing socks.
I will infiltrate laundries, dodging detergent and fabric softener sheets with ease.
I will retrieve lost socks from the depths of the washing machine, the dryer, and even the great beyond (that one place where they get lost forever).
My arsenal includes:
- Sock-snagging grappling hook
- Sneaky Sock Sense
- Agility and quick reflexes
- Stealthy Sock-camouflage