Sock-ontology Team
Meet the Sock-ontologists
Our Sock-ontology team is dedicated to the study of socks. Yes, you read that right. Socks. Those wonderful, wiggly, sometimes-smelly things that you put on your feet.
Our team of experts includes:
- Sock Guru, Dr. Bob - Our resident sock expert with over 10 years of sock-related research.
- Sock Ninja, Jane - Stealthy and agile, she's been known to infiltrate even the most heavily guarded sock drawer.
- Sock Genius, Brian - Our team's answer to Albert Einstein, but with more socks.
What We're Working On
We're currently working on:
Stay tuned for more updates from the Sock-ontology team!