We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated specialists in the art of consuming copious amounts of coffee. Our team is led by the fearless leader, Squirt McSquirtface, who has been known to consume 12 cups of coffee in one sitting.
Our team members are divided into three categories:
- Bean Blasters: The heavy hitters who can down 5+ shots of espresso in one sitting.
- Cup Crusaders: The careful consumers who prefer their coffee in measured doses.
- Bean Counters: The bean counters who only count the beans, not drink them.
Want to join our squad? Apply now! (But don't expect to last more than 5 minutes)
Stay caffeinated, stay vigilant, stay squirt-tastic!