Our Staff of Bureaucratic Red Tape Specialists
Bureaucratic Red Tape Specialists
Lead Specialist: Bertrand P. Bureaucrat
Our lead specialist is the one who makes sure that every form is filled out in triplicate and that every meeting is scheduled with an hour-long PowerPoint presentation.
Learn more about Bertrand P. BureaucratSenior Specialist: Karen M. Mumblejumble
Karen is our senior specialist who is always mumbling about something, but never quite says what. She's the one who keeps our filing cabinets full of 20-year-old memos.
Learn more about Karen M. MumblejumbleBureaucratic Assistant: Larry L. Loophole
Larry is the new guy around here. He's still learning the ropes, but so far he's managed to find 17 loopholes in our current system.
Learn more about Larry L. LoopholeOur staff are the ones who keep this place running smoothly (or not). Meet them and see for yourself.
#staff = [ Bertrand, Karen, Larry ]Back to Team Page