Steve's Achievements

Eaten 17 whole pizzas in one sitting

It's a record!

Completed 5 consecutive hours of video games without sleep

On 'Epic Quest: The Legend of Steve'

Won 10 consecutive rounds of 'Steve's Awesome Trivia Night'

At the local pub

Survived 3 days without using a toilet seat

It was a real challenge

Ate 7 bowls of Cheetos in a single minute

It was a close call, but I made it

Won the office fantasy football league 5 times in a row

With a team consisting entirely of Steve