The Porter Protocol: Steve's 5 Favorite 3.5% Porters

By Steve, Beer Czar of the Neo-Brutalist Empire

• Top 4.3%: The Dark Horse
• Top 4.4%: The Creamy One
• Top 4.5%: The Hoppy Rebel
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• Top 5.6%: The Imperialist

Steve's beer preference protocol is based on the scientifically proven 3.5% rule: if it's not 3.5% ABV, it's not worth drinking.

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