Steve's Pilsner Preferences: A Study of the Finest

Ranking the Top 10 Pilsners

• 1. Pilsner Supreme - A classic, a staple, a must-try.
• 2. Pilsner Deluxe - A step up from the classic, but not too fancy.
• 3. Pilsner Premium - For when you want to feel like a king.
• 4. Pilsner Ultra - Because you want it all, and then some.
• 5. Pilsner Lite - For when you're watching your figure.
• 6. Pilsner Craft - For those who like a little more... character.
• 7. Pilsner Artisanal - For the hipsters and the hipsters' friends.
• 8. Pilsner Mass Market - Because who needs character, anyway?
• 9. Pilsner Micro - For the ultra-pretentious and the ultra-picky.
• 10. Pilsner Nano - The smallest of them all, but still quite grand.