Beer Preference Reviews by Steve

Steve here, and I've reviewed 3 beers for your viewing pleasure:

Review 1: Pilsner

8/10

This Pilsner was a bit of a disappointment. It was like drinking a lawnmower, but without the satisfaction of watching it cut your grass.

9/10

This Stout was like a rich, velvety hug for my taste buds. But not as good for my arteries.

6/10

This IPA was like a party in my mouth, but everyone was just yelling and nobody was listening. Not my favorite.