Steve has tried over 500 beers, and has narrowed it down to the top 10 he likes the most. They're all listed below, with a brief description and a score out of 10.
Steve loves this beer because it tastes like pineapple upside-down cake. It's like drinking a dessert, but it's not.
Steve loves this beer because it's like a tropical vacation in a glass. Except you don't have to leave your couch.
Steve loves this beer because it's his special. He's the only one who likes it, but that's not the point.
Steve loves this beer because it's like a party in your mouth. Except the party's hosted by a bunch of Czechs.
Steve loves this beer because it's like a hop-filled apocalypse. In a good way.
Steve loves this beer because it's like the default setting on his beer fridge.
Steve loves this beer because it's like a big ol' bowl of sour grapes. In a good way.
Steve loves this beer because it's like the wine of beers. Except it's not wine.
Steve loves this beer because it's like a box of hoppy McFlurry. In a beer.
Steve loves this beer because it's like Steve's favorite hat. Except it's a beer.