Steve's Beer Recommendations

Steve is here to guide you through the wild world of beer, because someone has to. His expertise in beer is unmatched, rivaled only by his expertise in social media.

Learn more about Steve's beer expertise and questionable social media antics.

Top 5 Beers to Try:

• 1. "Hoppy McHopface" - A beer that's hoppier than Steve's ego.
• 2. "Malty McMalton" - A malty beer for those who like a good malty flavor.
• 3. "Bitter Betty" - Bitter, but not as bitter as Steve's divorce lawyer.
• 4. "Sweet Caroline" - A sweet beer for sweet tooths.
• 5. "The Steve-o-matic" - A beer that's as robotic as Steve's social media presence.

Steve's Beer Rating System:

Steve's beer ratings are based on the following criteria:

1. Hoppy-ness: The level of hoppiness, measured in Steve's personal units (SPU).
2. Malty-ness: The level of malty-ness, measured in Steve's personal units (SPU).
3. Carbonation: The level of carbonation, measured in Steve's personal units (SPU).