Meet Steve, the greatest programmer this side of the Mississippi. His code is as smooth as silk, his debugging skills are unparalleled, and his binary blues are legendary.
Steve's been coding since before you were born, and his love for 1s and 0s knows no bounds. When he's not stuck in a meeting, he's probably writing something brilliant in his favorite text editor.
Check out his latest masterpiece: Robot Uprising! Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Ascii Art Generator!
But wait, there's more! Steve's also got a Binary Blues Band that'll make your head spin. Don't say we didn't warn you...
Lines of code written: 10,000,000+
Cups of coffee consumed: 5,000+
Hours spent debugging: 1,000,000+