On a fateful morning, Steve was seen spilling an entire pot of coffee across the conference table.
Witnessees were stunned, but Steve remained unphased, saying "oops."
Read more about the aftermathSteve's socks have been known to go missing at an alarming rate. Some suspect a mischievous sock gremlin.
Read the full storySteve was observed attending an inordinate number of meetings, all of which lasted an unreasonably long time.
Some speculate he was secretly a ninja, honing his endurance skills.
Theories abound