STEVE'S BREWING SECRETS RECIPE BOOK

Page 1: The Ancient Art of Crafting the Perfect Cup

Steve, the world-renowned brewing expert, has shared his secrets with the world. This recipe book contains the most sought-after brewing techniques, passed down from Steve's great-grand-brewmaster, Steve the Elder.

Recipe 1: "The Steve Special"

This is the secret recipe that started it all. A delicate blend of hops, malts, and a pinch of magic.

1. 1 cup of Malt-o-licious
2. 2 cups of Hop-topia
3. a pinch of STEVE'S SECRET INGREDIENTS (available only at Stevie's Specialty Shop)

Combine ingredients, stir clockwise for 7 times, then anticlockwise for 3 times. Pour into a mug, and enjoy the most epic brew the world has ever seen!

Side effects may include: excessive happiness, spontaneous dancing, and temporary loss of productivity.