Steve is our resident Brute, responsible for smashing, crushing, and demolishing anything in his path.
When he's not busy breaking things, Steve enjoys playing Minecraft, eating Cheetos, and taking long, aimless walks in the park.
1. Brute Force: Steve can crush a 10-ton block of concrete with a single, mighty swing of his fist.
2. Brute Strength: Steve can lift 500 pounds without breaking a sweat.
3. Brute Intelligence: Steve's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's got a great mustache.
Want to learn more about Steve's impressive abilities? Check out his Brute Force page or his Brute Strength page for more information.
1. Minecraft: Steve spends all his free time playing Minecraft, building elaborate redstone contraptions, and exploring the vast, pixelated wilderness.
2. Cheetos: Steve loves Cheetos, those crunchy, cheesy, delightful snacks.
3. Aimless Walking: Steve enjoys taking long, aimless strolls in the park, just enjoying the fresh air and the thrill of possibly getting run over by a stray squirrel.