Steve's Napping Schedule
Monday
8:00 AM - Wake up, still tired
8:00 AM - Stumble to the fridge for coffee, spill it, and cry
12:00 PM - Lunch break: eat a whole pizza by myself
3:00 PM - Take a 3-hour nap in the supply closet
5:00 PM - Snack time: eat a whole box of donuts