We're a small, yet mighty, pizza joint in the heart of Nowheresville. Our menu is simple: Pineapples, cheese, and a side of existential dread.
Our pizza dough is made with love, and a pinch of magic.Meet Steve, the founder and CEO, who's got a passion for pineapples and a penchant for bad decisions. Check out our secret recipes, carefully crafted to induce maximum flavor and minimum sanity. View our logo
