Steve, Supreme Overlord of the Castle
In a move that has been described as "bold" and "utterly predictable," Steve has ruled over this castle with an iron fist for precisely 27 years. During this time, he has managed to accumulate a vast collection of velvet paintings, a impressive collection of antique door knobs, and a reputation for being slightly better than everyone else.
Steve's Residence is a testament to his impeccable taste in interior design, featuring a color scheme of " burnt orange and eggshell beige" and a décor that is at once both "elegant" and "utterly chaotic."
When not busy ruling the castle, Steve enjoys long walks on the moat, practicing his " Steve-tastic" juggling skills, and sipping Earl Grey tea in the castle's grand ballroom.
Visit Steve's Residence today and experience the majesty for yourself!