Welcome to the lair of the great Steve!
Steve built this lair in the late 90s using a mix of duct tape, dreams, and prayers.
It's been renovated several times, but the original charm remains.
* 10,000 sq feet of pure Steve-tastic space
* A library of 3000 books written by Steve himself
* A fully stocked fridge with an endless supply of Cheez-Its
"A lair without a good Wi-Fi signal is just a room with some walls."
Stay tuned for more quotes from the great Steve!
Or just leave. We don't really care.