I, Steve, have been tasked with the most epic of quests: finding the perfect nacho cheese ratio. I've been experimenting with different levels of crunch and creaminess, but I've yet to find the holy grail. Learn more about my nacho research
From: HQ, 3:14 AM
The Nacho Cheese Task Force has reported that Steve has finally cracked the code. The ratio is 2:5:3, baby! Read the full report
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