Steve's Invention Emporium

Steve's Inventions: A Brief History of Awesomeness:

• 1. Steve-In-A-Tron 3000: A Machine That Makes Other Machines That Make Other Machines...
• 2. The In-Flateable Pogo Stick of Doom (Patent Pending)
• 3. Steve's Selfie Toaster: Because You Can Never Have Too Many Selfies
• 4. The Disintegrator 5000: A Machine That Will Disintegrate Any Object You Don't Want
• 5. The Steve-O-Matic: A Robot That Will Do Your Laundry, Cook Your Meals, and Write Your Jokes