IPA: "The IPA That I Had Last Night"
"It's not just a beer, it's a way of life." - Steve
Taste Notes:
- Appearance: Hazy, like my mood after a bad breakup
- Smell: Hops, man
- Taste: Bitter, with a hint of regret
Pilsner: "The Pilsner That Got Away"
"I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to happiness." - Steve
Taste Notes:
- Appearance: Crystal clear, like Steve's conscience
- Smell: Grass and bread, duh
- Taste: Crisp, with a hint of "I give up"