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This sword is made of the finest, most exotic materials known to mankind. It is forged in the depths of a volcano, hammered into shape by the mighty hands of Steve.
Weight: 5000 kg (a bit on the heavy side)
Length: 1000 meters (just a tad on the long side)
Sharpness: Sharpness level: 11/10 (only 1/10 less sharp than a razor)
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