Meet Steve, a team of one. Steve is a self-proclaimed "team" of highly trained, highly caffeinated individual with a penchant for solitude and a love for all things solo.
With his extensive experience in being a team of one, Steve has honed his skills in:
- Being able to attend meetings by myself
- Having a meeting with myself is always a good time
- Being a team of one means never having to compromise
- I can always get away with saying "it was a team decision" and no one will ever question it
Steve's team-building activities include:
- Watching Netflix alone in the conference room
- Eating an entire pizza by myself
- Playing video games for hours on end
Steve's motto: "If it's not on my to-do list, it doesn't get done. And even if it is on my to-do list, I might just do it later... or not."