Meet the talented team behind the scenes of Bland Corporate! Our team is comprised of the following individuals:
Steve, The Brute is our fearless leader and the driving force behind the design aesthetic of our company's website. He's a master of the Neo-Brutalist style and will stop at nothing to make sure our site screams "I'M A BRIGHT, BRIGHT COLOR!"
Learn about Amy's impressive skillset, who's not-so-secretly a master of code and will probably make you cry yourself.
And don't forget to check out Bob's impressive collection of novelty socks!
Together, we're a team of Talented Individuals who will make you question your life choices after visiting our website.
We're a company that's unapologetically terrible at making websites that scream "I'M A BRUTALIST!" at the top of our lungs.
Read our Mission Statement to learn more about what we're trying to do here.
Or, don't. We don't really care.