Steve is a legend in his own mind, and ours. He's been here since the dawn of time, achieving greatness and winning awards that no one remembers.
Steve's secret life is a mystery, but rumors say he's a master of hidden skills.
He's been quoted as saying, "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." When asked about his favorite food, he responds, "Tacos, of course."
Learn more about Steve's personal stats or check out his publications for the latest in self-promotion.
Follow Steve on social media to stay up-to-date on the latest Steve news!