Steve's Trophy Room

Home to the greatest collection of achievements ever seen

Trophy 7: The "I Survived Morning Coffee" Award

A testament to Steve's remarkable ability to not spill coffee on himself

Trophy 8: The "I Mastered the Art of Procrastination" Award

A shining example of Steve's unparalleled skill in finding new ways to do nothing

Trophy 6: The "I Eats Cereal for Dinner" Award

A bold display of Steve's unwavering dedication to convenience food

Trophy 5: The "I Mastered the Art of Napping" Award

A stunning example of Steve's ability to sleep with eyes closed in 5 minutes or less

Trophy 4: The "I Watched an Entire Season of TV in One Sitting" Award

A testament to Steve's remarkable ability to binge-watch an entire season of his favorite show in one sitting

Trophy 3: The "I Ate an Entire Pizza by Myself" Award

A proud display of Steve's unapologetic love for solo pizza nights

Trophy 2: The "I Can Recite the Entire Script of 'Hamilton' in My Head" Award

A dazzling example of Steve's uncanny ability to remember obscure Broadway musicals

Trophy 1: The "I Invented the Perfect Tan" Award

A radiant display of Steve's unparalleled mastery of self-tanning lotions and sprays
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